Yes Ryan, quite a fabulous bird impression.
HE’S TOO BEAUTIFUL
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THE GREATEST GIF OF ALL TIME
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- Dwight: Brrrring, brring.
- Jim: Hello.
- Dwight: Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
- Jim: Wow, that's great 'cause I need paper.
- Dwight: Excellent, then you are in luck because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything.
- Jim: Wow, this is my lucky day.
- Michael: Ask him his name.
- Dwight: What is your name, sir?
- Jim: I am Bill Buttlicker.
- Dwight: Really? That's your real name?
- Jim: How dare you? My family built this country, by the way!
- Michael: Be respectful, Dwight.
- Dwight: Yes, Michael.
- Jim: Would you hold on one second? That's my other line.
- Dwight: What? No -- But I --
- Jim: Hello? Yeah. No, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. I'm probably just going to keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. Yeah, okay.
- Michael: It's up to you to change his mind.
- Jim: Sorry. That was a family emergency.
- Dwight: Oh, no. What's wrong?
- Jim: You know what, that's private.
- Michael: Boundaries, Dwight. Come on!
- Dwight: I'm sorry, Mr. Buttlicker. As I was saying, we're having a limited --
- Jim: Sorry, you're going to have to speak up a little bit louder. I'm hard of hearing.
- Michael: He's an old man. Come on.
- Dwight: Okay, as I was saying, right now we are having --
- Jim: You're going to have to talk louder.
- Dwight: Okay, our prices have never been lower.
- Jim: Son, you have to talk louder.
- Dwight: Never been lower!
- Jim: Louder, son!
- Dwight: BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!
- Michael: Stop it! Stop it! That is totally inappropriate. You never yell at the client. You never yell at the client.
- Jim: Now, you listen to me, sir.
- Michael: Here we go.
- Jim: The three words I would describe you with is aggressive, hostile, and definitely difficult.
- Dwight: Please, Mr. Buttlicker.
- Jim: I'm irate right now!
- Michael: Give me the phone.
- Dwight: Please give me another chance. Mr. Buttlicker --
- Michael: He's irate. Give me the phone.
- Dwight: I have to put you on with my boss.
- Jim: Well, I should hope so. Who is this?
- Michael: Hello, this is Michael Scott, regional manager.
- Jim: Well, this is William M. Buttlicker.
- Michael: Hello, Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?
- Jim: Michael, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today.
- Dwight: Yeah!
- Michael: See how it's done? Thank you very much, sir. I don't think you'll regret it. See what I did?
- Dwight: You are the master.
- Jim: There is one condition, Michael.
- Michael: Yes?
- Jim: You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly.
- Dwight: Don't do it, Michael.
- Michael: ... It's a million-dollar sale.
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